Wednesday, February 17, 2010

A Woman Goes To The Doctor

Read this and thought should be shared. No offence to all lovely girls over there. Take it light… :)

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home from the pub he beats me to a pulp....

Doctor: I have really good medicine against that: When your husband comes home from the pub, just take a tiny straw and sip an ice cold 2 litre bottle of cold-drink  dry.

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman: Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I sipped a 2 litre Coke empty and he never touched me.
Doctor:  You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Bored @ Work…? Go Creative…

What to do when you are bored at work….

  1. Kill a few flies.
  2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour
  3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow.

Here are few examples….. :)

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Makes me wonder though… Where does someone’s workplace have so many flies...  hmmmm…..

Sunday, February 14, 2010

St. Valentines Day

Wishing all my visitors a

Happy Valentines Day…!!

 

Sunday, February 7, 2010

One Life, Live it…

Everything you know is bullshit. Death isn't real. Life is just a dream. Enjoy yourself. Stop worrying. Stop being scared. Go after what you want, even if what you want seems beyond the realm of possibility.


Make it happen. You are god here on Earth, whoever you are. Even if you have to crawl out of the dirt to make it happen, you CAN make it happen. Never surrender to your own fear and never lose the energy you have inside.


There is no god, there is no ending, there is only just here and now.